Alone me and cigarette ===='''''

Last night, I was sitting alone
Chilly wind, all around it was cold
Was shivering, no heat to delight
God perhaps mocked at my plight.

I stared above at the clouded heaven
Smiled gently on the heartless demon
Felt helpless but urged n said
Not interested in the game u played.

I needed someone to alleviate my pain
Something that can offer me shoulder, a helping hand
Alas! I was alone, no one was there,
My hand shook, head drop dead.

Suddenly a brain wave hit my mind.
The idea felt like a magic ride
I then searched the pocket for the thing I liked
It was there resting still.. aside

8.4 cm long , white in color
Standing erect, slim in figure.
Composed of crude tar and burly bread
People call it "bloody cigarette "

I took the 1st puff inside my lungs
My head spinned, had a fit of cough
Gave a kick to my mind
Felt like heaven, I slept at nine

Awesome lovely white cigar
How I wonder what you are.
Up the rings goes in the sky
Cigarette smokers always on high

Note: I am not a Smoker and not encouraging cigarette smoking ....


Pappu and his wishes

Once Pappu started praying Ravana and after 1 year Ravana was very happy from Pappu's Bhakti

Then Ravana decided to give three Vardans to Pappu

RAVANA: Say Vatsa! What do you want ?
PAPPU: I want 100 Vardans
RAVANA:  but I can give you only 3 vardans
PAPPU: but I want 100
RAVANA: no child thats not possible
PAPPU:  100 means 100 .. and I want 100 vardans
RAVANA:  No I will give only 3, if you want take them else I am going
PAPPU:  (after a long pause) Ok, but  What 3 I'll ask, you have to give me definitely ?
RAVANA: Sure It's a promise from Raksas Raj Ravana
PAPPU:  1st Vardsn , Convert your Gada into Wodden bamboo Stick
RAVANA: (a bit confused) "Tathastu"  and his gada turns into Stick
PAPPU:  2nd Vardan,  Put that stick in your ASS, Deep inside
RAVANA:  (More confused) "Tathastu"   puts it into his ASS 
RAVANA:  (In great pain asks) now what is  your 3rd vardan tell me ASAP

PAPPU:  Now are you giving me next 97 vardans, or should I convert that Stick back to Gada ?

The MORAL of Story :-  Management  will not yield  to your simple request until you make a pain in their ASS