Bitter Corporate ......

After a long break I am writing some lines because all these days I was busy fighting with IT life and some cruel managers. At times I felt leaving this IT world and move back to Indore to live a happy life but then I thought of my dreams and visions and it gave me strength to stand-up and fight.

I am living corporate life since last 6-7 months and have gained some bitter experiences out of it. Back bitching and dirty politics are the only things that are scattered everywhere. 
Here is a small composition of my experience..... 

बड़ा भोला बड़ा सदा बड़ा अच्छा था 
मेरा घर तो तेरी ऊँची ऊँची  इमारतों से अच्छा था 

पहेले मैं  दोस्तों में जाना जाता था  ...

यहाँ   IDCARD और   CUBICLE NO. से पहेचाना  जाता हूँ 

मेरे पिताजी की गालियाँ  मीठी  थी ..

 MANAGER  की छोटी से डाट दिल को चुभती है 

2  दोस्तों का साथ और  धुप में खेलना अच्छा लगता था 

यहाँ comfortable rolling chair  और  AC में भी   दम  घुटता है 

 वहां दादी की कहानियाँ और दोस्तों की  गालियाँ थी 

यहाँ   लम्बे लम्बे  code  है  और client  की गालियाँ है 

यारों  के  बड़े बड़े राज़ दिल में छुपा लेते थे 

 यहाँ छोटी  सी  बात भी सब में फ़ैल  जाती है 

वहां माँ के हाथो की  रोटियाँ  थी 

यहाँ खाने का कोई  ठिकाना  नहीं है 

फिर से जाना चाहता  हूँ 

2 वक्त का चैन  और सुकून से चाहता   हूँ 
माँ  मैं  तेरे पास आना चाहता  हूँ .....






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The Husband Store


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE !


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:


Floor 2 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love k! ids, and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 6 -
You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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100 Days in Chennai .......

After completing 100 Days in Chennai, I present a short summary about Chennai city.

Chennai....city of Idlis,wadas,sambhar

Chennai....city of Lungi(s).

Chennai....City of Weired black people, if asked something in Hindi, behaves like one have put their lungi on fire.

Chennai... city of hot and humid weather 12X24X7

Chennai... were 1 chapati cost more than one masala dosa.

Chennai... city of salty water

Chennai... city of unmanagable traffic

Chennai... city of dirty MTC buses and angry bus drivers.

Chennai... city of unexpected Gay couples

Chennai... city of dirty beaches.
Sometimes I wonder why it is called a Metropolitian city, when it is suffering from lack of some basic natural aminities like good water, good food and a pleasent climate. Why IT companies are dying to set up their facilities here in this remotely located shitty piece of land.
If someone is willing to relocate to Chennai, its my humble request, please don't ever think of living in Chennai, its worst place to live in.

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इक लड़की !!

For the girl of my dreams :-


उदास  लोगों  की  बस्तिओं  में ,
वो  तितलिओं 
ƸӜƷ ƸӜƷ  को  तलाशा  करती ..
वो  इक  लड़की ..

गोल  चेहरा  उसका  और  झील सी  काली  आंखें ..
झरने  जैसे  बाल  उसके , गुलाब  से  होंट
जो  करते  आपस  में  ही  बातें ..
मिजाज़  सादा  उसका  दिल से  वो  अच्छी ..
वो  इक  लड़की ..

वो  मोहब्बतों  के  पाठ  जाने ..
वो  जानती  है  कास्मे निभाने ..
वो  अच्छी  दोस्त  वो  अच्छी  साथी ..
वो  इक  लड़की ..

वो  झूठे  लोगों  को  सच्चा समझे ..
वो  सारी  दुनिया  को  अच्छा समझे ..
नादान सी मासूम सी  वो  इक पगली  लड़की

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Amazing Technology


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THE GIFT OF NATURE. . .




Some people have their own definitions in life and their own way of living it…
And I call it the joy of living!!
Often we look at them and think of them for thousand times. Many people predict that such personalities don’t have sadness or tears in their life. But that is not the fact, somebody smiles every time do not mean that they don’t have sadness. But it depends how we deal with it.



Such peoples love the freedom….

They speak!!

They enjoy!!

They celebrate!!

And they live life in their own way, they don’t think so much on pettier things and they just move on to write a new chapter in their life.



When we come in influence of such personalities, we start to love them and their way of living. We try to apply their ideas in our lives and we feel a drastic change in ourselves....
...The reason that was a heartbreaking stuff till yesterday, the same for which you cried thousands of time, suddenly becomes as if there was nothing in that to shed tears....
... And at such times we feel.. Was I a fool?? who kept on thinking for a long time.. And we start laughing at ourselves...
But the thing is you are living as an impact of that person. The person who have the gift of nature…life is too short to regret and cry for such reasons…
Be with such personalities and learn the way to live life….

~Noopur~

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And it happened again



According to some visionaries “Life never gives a second chance “. But in case of Arjun an Engineering student, he got three chances of falling in love but he messed up in the first two chances and screwed up his life a big time.

First time he fell in love with a girl 4 years younger than him.

Second time he fell in love with her own classmate, who screwed him up and went Germany

Then he decides to concentrate on his Engineering studies and never look up at any girl at any cost. As he completed his engineering successfully and joined India’s one of the biggest Software Company and same happened again. He fell in love with a girl in his company from his state only.

Will he propose her or just leave her behind and concentrate on his work?

Will he stake his work profile for her?

Or he will go according to his mother’s choice ?

At this stage life is completely confused and in a state of trauma

Meet Arjun and his disturbed world . 

The main essence of the story is that can love happen more than once or if it is true love at first time then it must never happen again no matter whatever happens. 



NOTE:-
THIS POST IS FOR INDIBLOGGER'S  GETPUBLISHED COMPETITION


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Happy Birth Day...!!

A birthday is a blessing of god.... and i wanna thank him that he had gifted me such a precious brother on this day... 
Remembering Thousands of fights ...and hundreds of arguments with you... :P
Of all the times we celebrated together... our joys ...our sorrows... and sometimes that worst frustration... :D

I know you are not here today... I also remember the day you leaved Indore...and then your life took a U- turn...
Hope we would have celebrated it with our gang..but there is no option left...
I wish you...

                                                     "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"





And hope you liked your Birth day gift....

हे कठोर सा कभी
तो कभी एक नर्म वो//

ढलती सी शाम
तो कभी सुनहरी सी भोर वो//

हे सपनो में कभी
तो कभी एक हकीकत और वो//

धीमी सी मुस्कराहट
तो कभी आसुओं का शोर वो//

हे बातो में कभी
तो कभी चुप सा एहसास वो//

बीते कल सा कभी
तो कभी मेरा हमसाया वो//

हे आंधियो सा कभी
तो कभी शीतल सी छाया वो//

हर गलती में साथ मेरे
तो कभी एक उम्र का तजुर्बा वो//

हे यादो में कभी
तो कभी हर कदम पे साथ वो//

मन्नतों में कभी
 तो कभी रिश्तो की डोर वो//

हे बेगानों सा कभी
तो कभी मेरी ही परछाई वो//

बेमतलब सा कभी
तो कभी ज़िन्दगी का एक अर्थ और वो//

May GOD bless you and you meet your destiny.... May your life dance in the rains of happiness...

Once again "MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY" my brother... :)

your's lil. sis.
~NOOPUR~

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MAA....

Jab bhook lage
To roti ka niwala hai maa

Jab neend sataye
To pyari si loori hai maa

Jab dil baith jaye
To hausala hai maa

Jab pyaas läge
To amrut ka pyala hai maa

Jab andhera daraye
To suraj ki kiran hai maa

Jab bhool kuch ho jaye
To pyari si maafi hai maa

Jab barish me tu, bheeg jaye
To meethi si daant hai maa

Jab thak ke tu, ghar aaye
To thandi si chaanw hai maa

Jharna dariya jheel samundar
Thandi si purwai hai maa

Ghar se jab nikla mai..
Khushi ke aansu aur dua thi maa


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"मै "




"मै  "
एक छोटी सी कश्ती हू 
मुझे समंदर में पैर रखने तो दो,,
बीच भवर में फस गयी तो क्या 
मुझे अपना आत्मविश्वास जगाने तो दो //

"मै "
एक हिमालय से बहता झरना हू 
मुझे झर झर बहने तो दो ,,
रास्तो में पतझड़ आए भी तो क्या 
मुझे पतझड़ो में रस्ते खोजने तो दो //

"मै "
एक आसमान में उडती चिड़िया हू 
मुझे अपने पंख फेलाने तो दो ,,
अगर चोट लग गयी भी तो क्या 
मुझे एक उचाई तक पोहोचने तो दो //

"मै "
एक बगिया का फूल हू 
मेरी कलियों को ठीक से खिलने तो दो ,,
बिच मौसम बदल भी गया तो क्या 
मुझे अपनी खुशबू बिखेरने तो दो //

"मै "
प्रकृति से बनी एक लड़की हू 
मुझे अपना हूनर दिखने तो दो ,,
बिच ज़िन्दगी थम गयी भी तो क्या 
इस दुनिया में अपना नाम बनाने तो दो //


~नूपुर ~

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New life @ chennai

Two weeks back I moved to Chennai to join my dream company Syntel and switched into corporate life with all new culture, new faces, new colleagues, new atmosphere and above all new challenges and I am all set to face these challenges although I struggled with my health in the first week @ chennai but all is well now.
Will post a new poem soon ....

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" A Blind Faith " :( :'(

 


They told me to come there,
And I was not so aware. . .

My face with a smile,
For all the laughs in a while. . .

I just gave them my heart,
All the things keeping apart. . .

The memories of my life,
And hard moments with a dive. . .

I loved them like a mad,
And believed with all my faith. . .

Their remembrance in every heart beat,
A world so neat. . .

They stay in my emotions,
And create my own notations. . .

Beside their all lies,
Still I closed my eyes. . .

They told to step ahead,
And I lost in their shed. . .

What was my mistake just say??
And with the question I moved away. . .

~Noopur~

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/// बस दिन एक ही हे पास मेरे ///

बरसों की यादें ...
और कही अनकही बातें /// 
वो यार मेरे जिनके साथ वक़्त-बेवक्त घुमा करता था ...
और उन्ही यारों की परछाई खुद में ढूंडा करता था ///

एक इन्तेहां का दौर ...
समझ न थी जाऊ किस और ///
खुद को जब कभी में दोष दिया करता था ...
उन हाथों का सहारा ही मुझे साहस दिया करता था ...

तुमने ही सिखाया हौसला रखना ...
और इन पहाड़ो का सफ़र हस के तय करना ///
घर जब कभी में देर से आया करता था ...
देर रात को माँ-पापा को जगाया करता था ///

लम्हे ...घर...वो यार मेरे...
हर वक़्त में चले जो साथ  मेरे ///
दिन एक ही बचा हे उन्हें समेटने का ...
उन यादों में खुद को एक बार और जी लेने का ///

भाग दौड़ में एक पल भी न रुक सका ...
और जल्दबाजी में कुछ दोस्तों से भी न मिल सका ///
पर उम्र भर यही हु में ..
हमेशा ...हर पल ...

~ जयेश ~

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ज़िन्दगी . . . . . . .

कभी धुप कभी छाँव है ज़िन्दगी 
चाहो तो शहर, न चाहो तो छोटा सा गाँव है ये ज़िन्दगी 

हो अगर प्यास, तो गहरा कुवां है ज़िन्दगी,
नहीं तो चुल्लू भर पानी है ज़िन्दगी 

जोखिम लो, तो जुआं है ज़िन्दगी 
नहीं तो सिर्फ कला धुवां  है ज़िन्दगी 


जीत गए तो आन बान शान है ज़िन्दगी 
हारे तो उजड़ा हुआ शमशान है ज़िन्दगी 


हंसो मुस्कुराओ खिलखिलाओ , रंगमंच है ज़िन्दगी 
नहीं तो किसी BOXER का Punch है ज़िन्दगी 


चार पल  मिले है हैं जीने के लिए , अमन से जी लो इन पलों को 
अमन से न जी पाओ तो, अपमान है ज़िन्दगी 





शहर - बड़ा 
गाँव - छोटा 

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PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!




  Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?”
’50gms!’….. ’100gms!’ …..’125gms’ …the students answered.
“I really don’t know unless I weigh it,” said the professor, “but, my question is:
What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?”
‘Nothing’ …the students said.
‘Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?’ the professor asked.
‘Your arm would begin to ache’ said one of the student
“You’re right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?”
“Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!”
… Ventured another student & all the students laughed
“Very good.
But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?” Asked the professor .
‘No’.. Was the answer.
“Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?”
The students were puzzled.
“What should I do now to come out of pain?” asked professor again.
“Put the glass down!” said one of the students
“Exactly!” said the professor.
Life’s problems are something like this.
Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.
Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
  
It’s important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to ‘PUT THEM DOWN’ at the end of every day before you go to sleep…
That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!
So, when you start your day today, Remember to ‘PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

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STAR RAP .. old memories

It was Feb 2011, I with my two best friends(SHREY TANEJA and ISHAN SHRIVASTAVA) went for auditions of MTV GANG NEXT, although we were not selected there but it bought us more close to each other and our bond of friendship grew more stronger than earlier.
There, we were given a task by VJ Galyen for composing a small Rap Song for our gang that suits our personality and shows the depth of friendship between us.
ME SHREY ISHAN


We composed it as:-
-- THE STAR RAP --

WE ARE STAR(s),
ALWAYS READY FOR A WAR
चाहे हो दुश्मनी या पीट पीछे वार 
किसी की भी वाट लगा सकते है हम तीन यार 
WE ARE PSYCHOS,
मगर है होशियार 
एक दुसरे के हैं हम सच्चे यार 
कभी भी हो मुसीबात हम है तैयार 
चाहे हो लड़ाई या हो प्यार 
WE ARE ALWAYS READY FOR OUR YAAR
WE ARE ELECTRIFIED 
NOT TO BE RECTIFIED 
रखते है हम उच्च विचार 
तेज चले जो हमसे 
रख देते हैं उसमे दो चार
WE ARE STAR(s) 
ALWAYS READY FOR A WAR...


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A LESSON. . .


One day..I was on my way to bank which is nearby in my locality..In between a saw a poor boy was trying to paint something. He had some waste colors with him..Which we use to through generally. . .
A Rough paper with him…On a leaf he mixed his water colors with the stagnant water. . My heart was not allowing me to move ahead,, I just wanted to see what actually he was trying to do??
Meanwhile he saw me…and he got frightened…so I turned back on my way to bank….
I returned back after an hour, and what I saw was incredible..he painted a poor lady with a child on her waist. . He took my heart away… I came home and wrote something for him…





"My sorrows were quite longer than his smiles,
He taught me thousands of lessons in a while. . .
He was painting beyond my imaginations,
Just a peace I felt, more than meditation. . .

How beautifully, he decorates,,
And in his own way, he florates. . .
Without caring what world will say,
He was polishing his thoughts, sitting on the way. . .

By dipping his brush in the stagnant water,
Stoking light inside, while dark at outer. . .
Illuminating like a bonfire,
A creativity that richness can’t acquire. . .

Age is not required to teach someone,
Greatness can be with everyone. . .
Live life in its depth,,
Leaving footprints at every step. . ."

He don’t know..how many lessons he had taught me unknowingly…May god bless him. . . 

~
NOOPUR 


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Got a tab.........

We get what we think of, we can actually get it,  if we toil hard and have a deep faith in ourself...Few months ago i was jobless, moneyless and a  "vella"
As i am a techie,  i  visit fonocom it mela every year,  this time also i went there and got an eye on reliance tablet,  decided to buy it but was not having enough funds to buy it...and dropped the idea there only..but deep in my hearf i had a strong desire for it....
Three months ago i got a job,  not a handsome 1 but enough as a starter job...
now after three months of job and salary of this month, i finally got  it..... posting from tab only..this post is dedicated to my employer..... In a movie sharukh said -- "kisi cheez ko agar sacche dil se mango to sari kayanat tumhe us se milwane me lag jati hai..." I saw tab in feb, and at present i am posting this post from it. HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND EVERY THING WILL BE YOURS..... Next target is ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET 350 :p I will publish its review after some days at my blog Cyboholic......

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चल आज दारू पीते है


Received this text message from my friend Shrey Taneja with some more lines added by me .




चल आज  दारू पीते हैं ...
समय से चुरा कर कुछ वक्त,
चल ज़िन्दगी जीते है ,
चल आज  दारू पीते हैं. ..


वो  सपनो की चादार जो फट गयी है,
नशे में ही सही,
आज उसको सीते हैं. ..
चल आज दारू पीते हैं...

क्या मिल पाया जीवन के इस सफ़र में अब तक,
जो भी कोई मिला, बेवफा ही मिला,
उन बेवफाओं को  भुलाने के लिए ही सही 
चल आज दारू पीते हैं...


उसको बता दो की अब और इंतज़ार नहीं है उसका 
उसके इंतज़ार में न जाने कितनी रातें बीता दी ..
उन रातों को भुलाने के लिए ही सही 
चल आज दारू पीते हैं... 


आ गयी कॉलेज की याद,
माहोल बनाते है , कुछ यारो को बुलाते हैं 
Cigarette  का छाल्ला बनाते है 
ज़िन्दगी को वापिस वही ले जाते हैं 
चल आज दारु पीते हैं 


बहूत कुछ उम्मीदें थी ज़िन्दगी से 
जो पूरी नहीं हो पाई,
उन उम्मीदों को भुलाने के लिए ही सही 
चल आज दारू पीते हैं... 

ज़िन्दगी में जो मुकाम हासिल करने थे,
शराब के नशे में ही सही, आज उन्हें जीते हैं...
चल आज दारू पीते हैं...






 



Note:- This post is about drinking alcohol, it doesn't means that I drink.
Warning:- Drinking is injurious to health.

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माँ . . . . .

I was surfing web, got this awesome poem, felt like I must share it 


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प्यार करा था मैंने भी ....

Some people can't cherish the fullest form of love, they just taste it and then their world ends.The poem is dedicated to a true lover who lost his love, his life because of some incurable disease, but she will remain with his soul forever and ever She meant life to him. He is lost in tears trying to curdle the broken pieces of his heart.

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Are u extreme intelligent ??

Einstein's Logic Puzzle


So you want a hard brain teaser! I managed to solve it in 20-25 minutes 
Well, here it is.

It's purported that Einstein said 98% of the world's population could not figure out this logic problem. Try your hand at it.  Post your answers in comments.

A logical question.

There are 5 houses each with a different color. Their owners, each with a unique heritage, drinks a certain type of beverage, smokes a certain brand of cigarette, and keeps a certain variety of pet. None of the owners have the same variety of pet, smoke the same brand of cigarette or drink the same beverage.
Clues:
  • The Brit lives in the red house.
  • The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
  • The Dane drinks tea.
  • Looking from in front, the green house is just to the left of the white house.
  • The green house's owner drinks coffee.
  • The person who smokes Pall Malls raises birds.
  • The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
  • The man living in the center house drinks milk.
  • The Norwegian lives in the leftmost house.
  • The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
  • The man who keeps a horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
  • The owner who smokes Bluemasters also drinks beer.
  • The German smokes Prince.
  • The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
  • The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.
Who owns the pet fish?



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