Brilliant Engineer of Nature

Straight line
Leaving the end part to hang the house
Measuring distances

Folding the leaf -- real art

  From beneath
Holding two side together

 Using right side to hold and left side to fold..!

House is now hanging to keep enemies out

isn't it the Best Engineering???


Bank Pass Book

Piya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Piya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: Piya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh. When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Piya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Piya

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Piya got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

.... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love... One day Piya talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore.

We agree to divorce.
I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Piya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Piya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record:
'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.
"Life is about correcting mistakes."


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F.A.L.T.U. movie review

Jackky Bhagnani, Pooja Gupta, Angad Bedi, Chandan Roy Sanyal, Arshad Warsi, Ritesh Deshmukh.

The story is about  some friends  Ritesh Virani (Jacky Bhagnani), Nanj (Angad Bedi) and Pooja (Pooja Gupta)  , with the help of another friend Vishnu Vardan (Chandan Roy Sanyal) starts a fake college Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University (FALTU) , just to continue their education as 3 of  them were not getting admission in any college just because of their low grades.
For having a college Ritesh approaches Google chand (Arshad warsi) for help, and  he lets them use a building in his possession as a college for a day, while vishnu creates a fake Newspsper advertisement and a website for college for online admissions.
Bajirao (Ritesh Deshmukh) becomes principal for one day.
Their parents are satisfied now, but the things go wrong when real students from across the country comes to college via online admission. The students who took admission in FALTU college are those who had been humiliated by their parents for getting low marks and they decide to stay there only .
When Ritesh virani realizes his mistake he with Google and Bajirao guides and narrates other students to make a career in the field which they like and slowly the college becomes a famous name across the country.
But the problem is not solved here as when Vishnu's father came to know that the college is created by the students only  , he calls the police and throws a case on them , but somehow Google Chand brings a 7 days stay order from court.
The students of FALTU college proves themselves by participating in a college fest organized by a famous college and bringing laurels.

Overall, the idea of the film looks inspired by 3 Idiots which was a landmark film , but it failed to reach there.
The positive points of the movie are its dialogues, performance by artists and it music.
The music is a very big hit and tracks PARTY ABHI BAKI HAI , LE JA TU MUJHE and FALTU are amazing. Overall the music is youthful and catchy. It is the music which is the trump card for the movie
The direction by Remo D’souza is up to the mark and doesn't looks like that this is his first film.

My ratings for FALTU are 3.0/5 and is a must watch movie for all youugsters.